In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

Confidence and a good sense of humor can usually win a chick over.

I had a classic gym teacher in junior high who wore a weightlifter's belt all the time.

I've always had the hair of Lionel Ritchie since I was a boy, but the mullet sadly is a hairpiece. My wife won't let me rock that hairstyle.

In my school, people liked the gym teachers because they were the football or soccer coaches. But look, if they're cool, they get respect.

Man, I'm just into Buddhism, and I'm at peace with the fact that me, as this person, probably gonna not be around. Think about a hermit crab, okay? And it's a shell. It's like, they go from one shell to the next. And that's what I am. I'm just a hermit crab changin' shells.

My first job was at an amusement park in Virginia. It was the worst. I loved the park but once I'd worked there all the magic was gone from it. It just turned into a place I hated and I've never been there since.