Pride, envy, avarice - these are the sparks have set on fire the hearts of all men.
The more a thing is perfect, the more it feels pleasure and likewise pain.
How come I never meet any nice girls?
The man who lies asleep will never waken fame.
If you're asking for a date, forget it. 'Cause I make it a point not to go out with women who shoot me in the head!
The greatest gift that God in His bounty made in creation, and the most conformable to His goodness, and that which He prizes the most, was the freedom of will, with which the creatures with intelligence, they all and they alone, were and are endowed.