You've got to be in a position for luck to happen. Luck doesn't go around looking for a stumblebum.

The majority of people pull for the underdog. Heck, even your friends don't like you to be too successful. We've lost enough over the years for me to maintain my friendships.

Breaks balance out. The sun don't shine on the same ol' dog's ass every day.

If worms carried pistols, birds wouldn't eat 'em.

Three things can happen when you throw the ball, and two of them are bad.

I didn't want to stay until I had used up all the enjoyment because that's too long to stay anywhere.

He looks like he needs worming.