I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If I like it, I don't feel guilty about it

I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here.

I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer, and I just couldn't hold it in any longer.

I want people to know that there is nothing more badass than being yourself.

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

No one's tried to stab me. That's cool. I enjoy not being stabbed.

My biggest fear? My biggest fear would be turning into an inanimate object.