I know. I'm Darren. I don't know what I'm doing here.

Buy my album because... it's the kind of music you can be friends with. And it's the only way that *pause* aliens won't come to Earth and destroy us. I am sure of this.

Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.

No matter how much we're on our phones, going to the show is the goal - you look at things online and watch videos and read blogs and comment, all so that you can go in person and see it yourself, and meet these people in real life, and then so you can go home and talk about it again on your screen.

We are a categorically obsessed culture, where we have to compartmentalize everything in reference to another thing, like, 'What does it sound like? Does it sound like this?

There's nothing more badass than being who you are.

Fashion is about owning whatever you're wearing, regardless of if it's a high fashion statement or not.