I would be the worst president in the history of the United States. Unless you want the apocalypse to happen really soon then yes, I'll run for president.

I mean, part of me would love to be a fat tenured professor of theater someday.

Guys I’m kind of nutty, but you have to understand that that’s all just me being myself.

My biggest fear? My biggest fear would be turning into an inanimate object.

I don't believe in guilty pleasures. If I like it, I don't feel guilty about it

I was consumed by my love for Chris Colfer, and I just couldn't hold it in any longer.

Be nice people, cause nobody likes an asshole.