I said (to Daniel Jones), 'You realise I'm always going to be The Guy From Savage Garden'. He said, 'How do you think I feel? I'm The Other One From Savage Garden!'

If you've only had one relationship, how do you know you're good in bed?

I think I have a reputation for being really serious. In interviews I use big words, but I'm just an emotional goofball. I play practical jokes all the time.

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous yet!" - Darren on 60 Minutes

It's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York]

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.