I said (to Daniel Jones), 'You realise I'm always going to be The Guy From Savage Garden'. He said, 'How do you think I feel? I'm The Other One From Savage Garden!'

When I was 10 I used to walk around shopping centres and go, "Oh, they've recognised me!" And I would think, "hold on, who am I? I'm nobody famous yet!" - Darren on 60 Minutes

Dont believe the hype. It tastes like someone scraped off the bottom of a birdcage and stuck it on a piece of toast.

I used to wash up the dishes as C3PO. And it's very hard to put cups away when this joint doesn't bend! Mum was very tolerant.

If you're straight, if you're gay - hey, if you're a horse - and I appeal to you, great!

It's me! It's me! It's always me! [Darren when asked who smelled so good at the MTV Live interview in New York]

When I realised I wasn't Michael Jackson and I was this 10 year old boy growing up in the suburbs, I was devastated