...The pain didn't bother me. In fact, I welcome it: It meant I was alive.

You should take more pride in your appearance,” I tell him. “You'll never attract girls with an ugly mug like that.

You stole from a member of the undead

Ever hear of the phrase, Banging you're head on a brick wall?" Ah, but you forget, Darren, vampires can break brick walls with their heads.

Life is a challenge" he once told me, "and only those who rise to the challenge truly know what it means to live.

But in life we don't usually get to choose the time of our defining moments. We just have to stand and face them when they come, no matter what sort of a state we're in.

What use was money if you didn't have the time to enjoy it?