Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

The world won't end with a bang or a whimper. It'll end with the death screams of a thousand demons and a defiant, carefree, savage, wolfen howl.

She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in underwear …" "And in boyfriends," I added impishly. Mr. Crepsley burst into laughter at that

Underneath me, Sam Grest - who'd been my friend and saved my life - lay perfectly still and slipped further and further into the final sleep of an unfair and horrible death.

For an hour or more he was neither human nor vampire, just a howling, hungry creature of dark delights.

What use was money if you didn't have the time to enjoy it?

Life is a challenge" he once told me, "and only those who rise to the challenge truly know what it means to live.