But in life we don't usually get to choose the time of our defining moments. We just have to stand and face them when they come, no matter what sort of a state we're in.

She was a beautiful woman." Gavner sighed, tracing the outline of one of the elephants. "She just had very bad taste in underwear …" "And in boyfriends," I added impishly. Mr. Crepsley burst into laughter at that

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

It is too easy to say 'what if' and paint a picture of a perfect world.

I'm starting to understand that fear is like cancer - you can beat it back, but if it returns, it can be worse than ever.

When it comes to impending, unavoidable extinction, ignorance is bliss.

You stole from a member of the undead