Throw up whatever's making you sick, Darren," he said, "then get your behind back in here.

Stick it up your crack, you warped son of a mutant b*tch!

I'd like to do something to help the worst afflicted, but I can't. It's not possible to save everybody. Even heroes have their all-too-human limits.

Confidence has brought them out into the light, but they seem to have forgotten - light's no good for creatures of the night.

So easy to take it for granted, but this is something no normal human was made to see. The world of magic has blessed me with wonders and it's only right to stop every now and then to appreciate it.

Man wasn't made to share the universe with gods. Their ways are not meant for the humble likes of us. But we've decoded some of their secrets regardless. Like worms, we've grabbed on to the talons of eagles and learned some small truths and means of flight. But we can never really fly. We try, and succeed to a certain extent, but the fall is always - will always be - there.

I sucked blood from one of my best friends