God I loved Sammy. I’d considered marrying him, but his wife got upset when I asked for his hand.

A split second later, my life flashed before my eyes, and I came to one important conclusion about it. It was fun while it lasted.

Since killing people is illegal, can I have a Taser just for shits and giggles? -Fourth Grave Beneath My Feet

You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.

I often question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!

And," Amber said, practically drooling as she ogled him, "it's tradition for new arrivals to help with the pep rally." Brooklyn quirked her lips in doubt. "Tradition?" "It's a new tradition," Amber shot back. "Clearly the deeper meaning of the word has escaped you.