You were the one who hit me on the roof? I hit you on the jaw. We just happened to be on a roof at the time.
Garrett must have sensed I was awake. "Hey Detective," he said to Uncle Bob, who was now trudging across the grating toward us. "I think we're losing her. I have no choice but to perform mouth-to-mouth." "Don't you dare," I said, my lids still in lockdown.
See you in a few. Hold down the fort, Mr. Wong!
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
Love was not only blind, it often careened into Blithering Idiotsville as well.
...and then she glared at me, the same glare my stepmother used to give me when I gave her the Nazi salute. That woman was so touchy about her resemblance to Hitler.