Listen, darling, tomorrow I'll buy you a whole lot of detective stories, but don't worry your pretty little head over mysteries tonight.

You're drunk, and I'm drunk, and I'm just exactly drunk enough to tell you anything you want to know. That's the kind of girl I am. If I like a person, I'll tell them anything they want to know. Just ask me. Go ahead, ask me.

I haven't any sort of plans for the future but I reckon things will work out in some manner.

Nick: "Don't you think maybe a drink would help you to sleep?" Nora: "No, thanks." Nick: "Maybe it would if I took one.

Who shot him? I asked. The grey man scratched the back of his neck and said: Somebody with a gun.

The problem with putting two and two together is that sometimes you get four, and sometimes you get twenty-two.

Feed the lettuce to the bunny and eat the bunny.