Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

My son wouldn't go get heroin. If he did or didn't, it wouldn't have anything to do with whether it was legal or illegal.

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Motto of the U.S. airline industry - "We're Hoping to Have a Motto Announcement in About an Hour."

I'm always writing new books so I don't dwell on the ones I've already done. I think that's a habit from being a newspaper guy because you're always writing columns and you can't reflect on the ones you've already done.

There is nothing as relaxing as being out on the open sea, listening to the waves and the wind and the sails and voices downstairs yelling "HOW DO YOU FLUSH THESE TOILETS?"

It's very slow for me to create humor. It takes me a long time to write a humor piece. It takes days.