Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.

If you look at photos of the Gettysburg Address there's a guy off to the right who I think is Keith Richards.

If everybody were a guy, the human race could easily get by on less than one twentieth the current number of shoes.

The newspaper industry when I came along in the mid-70s was rich and powerful and growing and hungry for material and open to new people. None of that is true in the newspaper industry today. Print in general is pretty rugged. The good thing is that you can gain a foothold on the Internet because everybody has access to it, even things like Twitter - I mean, you can get a reputation for being funny pretty quickly on Twitter, on a blog, that kind of thing.

Headbangers' are people who like heavy-metal music, which is performed by skinny men with huge hair who stomp around the stage, striking their instruments and shrieking angrily, apparently because somebody has stolen all their shirts.

Congress is thinking about eliminating a federal program under which scientists broadcast signals to Alien beings. This would be a large mistake. Alien beings have atomic blaster death cannons. You cannot cut off their federal programs as if they were merely poor people.

I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I have actually worn bell-bottomed jeans.