I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants

The Olympic games should be a matter between individual athletes and the gods. Noisy flag-waving dishonors gods and men alike.