I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

A rhododendron bud lavender-tipped. Soon a glory of blooms to clash with the cardinals and gladden the hummingbirds!

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.

The pilgrims were kicked out of England, quarreled with the Dutch, alienated the Indians, and had an evil reputation among the turkeys.

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!