I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

Do you suppose it's true, that St. Patrick was a parselmouth, and his muggle friends never knew?

I've been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don't feel safe breathing anything I can't see!

The clocks are all turned forward from Funny Time to Right Time. I always remember, "Spring back or Fall in.

I usually lump organized religion, organized labor, and organized crime together. The Mafia gets points for having the best restaurants

Spooky wild and gusty; swirling dervishes of rattling leaves race by, fleeing the windflung deadwood that cracks and thumps behind.

Many years ago I resolved never to bother with New Year's resolutions, and I've stuck with it ever since.