If you think I'm annoying and preachy now, you should have known me in grade school.

But that in any city, in any cluster of people, there a few people who are awake at this hour, who are both awake and dancing, and it’s here that we need to be.

Every time my brain parks the car neatly in the driveway, my mouth drives through the back of the garage.

McSweeney's as a publishing company is built on a business model that only works when we sell physical books. So we try to put a lot of effort into the design and production of the book-as-object.

3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs.

It was always difficult to get cattle returned once a marriage was dissolved.

We are all feeding from each other, all the time, every day.