You invite things to happen. You open the door. You inhale. And if you inhale the chaos, you give the chaos, the chaos gives back.

3. There are bears and there are small dogs. Be strong like bear! If they take out your teeth, sit on the dogs. Bears always forget they can just sit on the dogs. Sit on the dogs.

I hung up the phone, jubilant, and threw myself into a wall, then pretended to be getting electrocuted. I do this when I'm very happy.

You know, it's been proven that 35 to 40 hours a year with one-on-one attention, a student can get one grade level higher

Still though, I think if you're not self-obsessed, you're probably boring.

It was just an idea I had, that it could be cool to have a book covered in fake fur.

All I ever wanted was to know what to do.