Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

Isn't the essential pillar of Catholicism papal infallibility? Well, then how can the church ever change its mind about anything unless God gets confused one day? Not all religions claim the direct authority of God speaking to their leader. You know, I'm an atheist, but I'm a Puritan atheist.

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood.

In a lot of ways, it was a huge relief, not being a member of a troupe, being able to make your own decisions and kind of live your own life.

David Steinberg was the reason the Smothers Brothers got cancelled.

I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.