Stand-up comedy and poverty. Those were my two main endeavors.

In a lot of ways, it was a huge relief, not being a member of a troupe, being able to make your own decisions and kind of live your own life.

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

Isn't the essential pillar of Catholicism papal infallibility? Well, then how can the church ever change its mind about anything unless God gets confused one day? Not all religions claim the direct authority of God speaking to their leader. You know, I'm an atheist, but I'm a Puritan atheist.

I grew up in the suburbs of Toronto, where everything was in a strip mall.

David Steinberg was the reason the Smothers Brothers got cancelled.

I mean, 'Kids In The Hall' is the reason I have any career at all.