The thing that really surprised me about strip malls in California, specifically Los Angeles, is that they have some really fantastic restaurants.

There's something about strip malls that just reeks of my childhood.

Isn't the essential pillar of Catholicism papal infallibility? Well, then how can the church ever change its mind about anything unless God gets confused one day? Not all religions claim the direct authority of God speaking to their leader. You know, I'm an atheist, but I'm a Puritan atheist.

Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

I think we carry around the idea of being a Kid in the Hall as part of our identity. It's a big part of how we see ourselves now.

Canadians still spend so much time discussing what it means to be Canadian.

I still do miss the freedom to play any kind of character I wanted to play.