No one is you, and that is your power.

Joining a band without ever having really met the people before, you just want to be musically powerful.

What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? 'Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?'

When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily manipulate that in different ways. It is what it is.

Because you have things like 'American Idol' and you've got radio stations that play music made entirely by computers, it's easy to forget there are bands with actual people playing actual instruments that rock.

Nickelback walks into a bar...there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

If you play a Nickleback song backwards you'll hear messages from the devil. Even worse, if you play it forwards you'll hear Nickleback.