So I watched the Pink Panther last night, and so I'm trying desperately to be funny, and then it's just not working out so good... I wonder if maybe I could've been a comedian or something like that, or maybe I could've been a doctor, then I wouldn't have to make anyone laugh.

We have to be active about kindness and about peace. I've always fantasized that it would be great if there was a Department of Peace.

The saddest part of the human race is we're obsessed with this idea of 'us and them,' which is really a no-win situation, whether it's racial, cultural, religious or political.

You and me have a better time than most can dream of, better than the best.

I'll lean on you and you lean on me and we'll be okay.

A vote for change is a vote for a stronger, safer, healthier America. A vote for Bush is a vote for a divided, unstable, paranoid America. It is our duty to this beautiful land to let our voices be heard. That's the reason for the tour. That's why I'm doing it.

I find sometimes it's easy to be myself, sometimes I find it's better to be somebody else.