We got a new song called 'Ashes in Your Mouth,' and it is NOT about a joint falling apart.

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

Military intelligence, two words combined that cant make sense

What do I bring to the Democratic National Convention that other reporters don't? Hair.

I was always the new kid in school, I'm the kid from a broken family, I'm the kid who had no dad showing up at the father-son stuff, I'm the kid that was using food stamps at the grocery store.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

If I'm gonna commit suicide, I'll go out eatin' pussy to death.