Next thing you know they'll take your thoughts away.

Let's put it this way: I did not get in trouble every time I drank, but every time I got in trouble, I'd been drinking

David Gilmour can do more with one note than most other guitar players can do with the whole fretboard

What do I bring to the Democratic National Convention that other reporters don't? Hair.

One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.

Some years later, long after he and Megadeth parted company, Jay Jones was stabbed to death with a butter knife during-rumor has it-a fight over a bolonga sandwich. That's not funny, of course. But, if you knew Jay, neither is it particularly suprising.

No matter how beautiful a girl is, she still shits.