Besides, the bass isn't a difficult instrument to play. It's like one step up from the kazoo, isn't it?

When mankind goes back to treating people the way you want to be treated, things will settle, I don't see that happening. I treat people the way I want to be treated, which makes me odd.

If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.

If I know I'm going crazy, I must not be insane.

I collect books and I have some really, really old schoolbooks, and God is mentioned on every single page.

Buckethead [former GUNS N' ROSES guitarist] is probably twice as good a guitar player as me and Slash combined, and can stand having fried chicken rubbed up against his face all night for a couple of hours.

If I were president of the United States, I'd build a great wall along the Mexican border and not let anybody in.