I just heard a story from someone the other day where somebody was beaten up by Christians for wearing one of our shirts. Of course, that's a very Christian thing to do.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

I became a vegetarian out of compassion for animals and to live as healthy as possible. I realized soon after that I was truly concerned with nonviolent consumption and my own health, a vegan diet was the best decision.

When I was sent to public school, I was relieved that I could wear what I wanted to wear.

I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself... yeah right

Usually, old ladies tell me to find Jesus. Look, I'm just trying to find some chai and a good vegan muffin.

The people who send us fan mail written in blood say the nicest things, so it doesn't freak us out too much.