Be talented enough to make it and stupid enough to keep trying.
I, myself, identify myself as a heathen.
When I was a kid, I wanted to walk with my dad's limp - my dad was my hero - but that infuriated him, and he would make me walk back and forth in the living room until I walked without it.
I have a talent for missing the best and greatest parties.
I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.
Sarah Palin is to women what John Wayne Gacy was to birthday clowns.