Now I lay me down to cheat on the woman I love so, and if I die between these sheets I pray to God she'll never know.
David Allan CoeI've never wanted anybody to like me because I had long hair or short hair, or that they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I dressed or they liked the way I smile.
David Allan CoeAll men are created equal, it is only men themselves who place themselves above equality.
David Allan CoeMarty Robbins once sang you give me a mountain, I've been given a few mountains in my life
David Allan Coe