I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy.

I don't know why I always end up talking about my relationships. I try not to.

People that go through what I went through and people going through divorce, it's really a difficulty process; it's heartbreaking and it hurts really bad. It can really mess with your head.

I love round people, I love skinny people. I love people in general; we've got to get past labels and stop being so critical about everything.

It's incredible. Everything you ever thought about love just becomes night and day. I mean, you never thought you could love that much. You rediscover the world, and it's just a beautiful thing.

Kids today are smarter than we ever were. And they've got computers, too, which is awesome. They're scary to me.

I like to mumble when I act, 'cause I think it's more realistic. For some reason, the impediment has given me the accent of a Mexican gangster.