I was a terrible father. The most I ever did for my children was to teach them chess. At least they got that.

Fortunately I didn't get educated because if I'd got educated I'd be an educated fool now.

I've always been a bit flip.

A positive attitude can really make dreams come true - it did for me.

My friends are all megalomaniacs - from Damien Hirst to Jack Nicholson - all of them.

I didn't try and do fashion pictures. I tried to do portraits of girls wearing dresses.

I didn't know I was going to live for 50 years. It has come as a shock.