My new tattoo is Jesus being carried by three cherubs. Obviously the cherubs are my boys. At some point they are going to need to look after me. That's what they're doing in the picture. It means a lot.

I think I've lost a lot of my gay fans to Gavin Henson. It's a shame because I really love them.

I would like to have Brooklyn christened but I'm not sure which religion yet.

Joining Real Madrid is a dream come true.

Alex Ferguson is the best manager I've ever had at this level. Well, he's the only manager I've actually had at this level. But he's the best manager I've ever had.

I'm surprised I still have so much hair after all the things I've done with it.

Everyone's been so quick to say that I'm really thick or I haven't got a brain. People will think whatever they want to think.