People will keep the TV on even if a show is on that they hate - because, unfortunately, they've been programmed to do that.

I'm a phallus in pigtails, and there's blood on my nose, and my tissue is rotting where the rats chew my bones. And my eye sockets empty, see nothing but pain, I keep having this brainstorm about twelve times a day.

Bully for you, chilly for me, got to get a raincheck on pain.

That's the shock: All cliches are true. The years really do speed by. Life really is as short as they tell you it is. And there really is a God - so do I buy that one? If all the other cliches are true... Hell, don't pose me that one.

I'm not sure that an art career would have any benefit for me; I'm not sure it's what I want. I don't think I want to be a designer-rock artist.

You can neither win nor lose if you don't run the race

In fact, in Europe, I'm more kind of this bloke what writes lots of stuff.