Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.

Apparently, I'm supposed to be more angry about what Mitt Romney does with his money than what Barack Obama does with mine.

Compared to the typical Zim/Chomsky-spouting grad school clown, a trucker with a screaming eagle hat is a paragon of political nuance.

Dont bring a candlelight vigil to a gunfight

Think you have a low opinion of government? You should see government's opinion of you!

Let's keep people with weird religious faiths out of government. Especially those who have a weird religious faith IN government.

Our real debt ceiling isn't decided by Washington; it's decided by Beijing.