People will do odd things if you give them money.
My personal feeling is that human beings have this incredible capacity for denial.
Body odor is the window to the soul.
Software constraints are only confining if you use them for what they're intended to be used for.
Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety percent of them are going to be crap. It's just a given law.
When things get so absurd and so stupid and so ridiculous that you just can't bear it, you cannot help but turn everything into a joke.