There was another guy suggested. He was a tall and dark-haired and Jewy, and I said, "No, he's too close to me." It ended up being Jerry Seinfeld.

I brush my teeth with a Sonicare toothbrush before every show.

There is a safe spot within every tornado. My job is to find it.

All of the [Bob] Fosse-esque movements and point of view informed years and years of what I would do.

Performing my show is something I constantly think about.

Let sleeping dogs lie — who wants to rouse 'em?

I act like I'm 14, if you haven't figured that out yet.