Everybody gets the tattoo they deserve.

I'm very proud of my Scottish blood.

I don't think you could function on set if you think like that. I think once you start to think of the impact, then you're not really coming from a truthful place. I think the best thing to do for me is what's worked in the past.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.

People… they don’t write anymore – they blog. Instead of talking, they text, no punctuation, no grammar: LOL this and LMFAO that. You know, it just seems to me it’s just a bunch of stupid people pseudo-communicating with a bunch of other stupid people in a proto-language that resembles more what cavemen used to speak than the King’s English.

You're raising a kid and you give it food and shelter and, most importantly, you give it the feeling that it's special. I think people react to celebrities like that - I mean, they treat celebrities like children.

Feelings come and go, unless you don't feel them. Then they stay, and hurt, and grow pear-shaped and weird.