Everybody gets the tattoo they deserve.

I'm not reading currently because I'm getting revisions of a novel. If I read while I'm writing I will unconsciously plagiarize and go to jail.

I think Mulder is the worst FBI agent in the world. He spends millions of dollars investigating these paranormal phenomena and never comes up with any evidence. He's the Kenneth Starr of the FBI.

If you're smart, you'll always be humble. You can learn all you want, but there'll always be somebody who's never read a book who'll know twice what you know.

I really enjoy taking an outdoor shower.

People are really much more respectful than they're made out to be and much more discerning about the fact that I'm not the character I play.

In this age of media and Internet access, we are much more talkative than ever before.