If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

I think [kids] enjoy reading, but it's a different world now. There are a lot of competitors for the imaginative attention.

It's rare in movies or even in life where somebody owns up to their needs. I guess in a relationship it's the only way it has a chance to survive it.

I look back the old old ones [X-Files series], from the beginning, and I'm kind of mortified by my acting! But I'm kind of impressed by my enthusiasm. I'm just thankful that I got to become better at what I did, and that we didn't get cancelled in the first year.

I always dreamt of being a basketball player. A dream that only I believed in.

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

TV directors just aren't sexy for some reason, Although, you know, Rob and Kim [Manners] are very sexy in my eyes.