If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

I poop in the backyard... I wear disposable diapers.

I really like gratuitous nudity. I hate when people go, 'I'll only do it if it makes sense for the movie'. It never makes sense. So I like it - the more gratuitous the better.

Privacy is something I have come to respect. I think when I was younger I wanted to tell everybody everything, because I thought I was so damn interesting. Then I heard the snoring.

If my work was good enough, I would never have to do publicity.

I would say recently I've gotten back to perusing [Samuel] Beckett's novels. Listening to the way Donald Trump speaks without saying anything has made me think about language.

I always dreamt of being a basketball player. A dream that only I believed in.