If Fox Mulder discovered that Larry Sanders was a clone? I think he would stab him . . . but it wouldn't be with an ice pick.

I had to work in one of the most beautiful ski resorts in the world for almost three weeks. Pity me.

Patrick Stewart was the first internet sex symbol without hair but pileggi always thought it was him.

I think the real heroic teachers are the ones who work with kids, like my mom and my sister do.

I think people still have a need for miracles. Science keeps telling them there's no life on Mars, there's no God, nothing's trailing Hale-Bopp, those people are just dead in their Nikes. But they want to believe in something.

I think patience is a skill and I wish I had it.

I really like gratuitous nudity. I hate when people go, 'I'll only do it if it makes sense for the movie'. It never makes sense. So I like it - the more gratuitous the better.