I had to work in one of the most beautiful ski resorts in the world for almost three weeks. Pity me.

Maybe the best things about celebrity are the things like being able to get that seat on the plane that you wouldn't normally get, but that's kind of like cheating.

Sex is great until you die, but it's never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

Action is pretty boring to do as an actor. Action and sex scenes are silly because it's all faking.

I don't discount belief. I just discount most of the things that people believe in.

TV directors just aren't sexy for some reason, Although, you know, Rob and Kim [Manners] are very sexy in my eyes.