I lost my virginity when I was 14. And I haven't been able to find it.

I think people still have a need for miracles. Science keeps telling them there's no life on Mars, there's no God, nothing's trailing Hale-Bopp, those people are just dead in their Nikes. But they want to believe in something.

I'm very proud of my Scottish blood.

If I were gay, you know. I think Woody Allen is one of a long list of men I might go gay for.

Feelings come and go, unless you don't feel them. Then they stay, and hurt, and grow pear-shaped and weird.

The happiest moment of my life was probably when my daughter was born.

If somebody says what they want or what they need it gives the person the chance to say yes or no, instead of suffering in silence or depravation or whatever it is.