Everything is idiocy if you choose to look at it in the proper perspective.

Water....I'm thirsty not dirty.

Now what?” Urgit warily asked his bride-to-be. “Am I disturbing your Majesty?” Prala asked. “…You always disturb me, my beloved,” he answered her question, spreading his arms extravagantly.

It's only a story, isn't it?"... "Who's to say what's only a story and what's truth disguised as a story?

The only reason there's such a thing as a morning in the first place is to keep night and afternoon from bumping into each other. -Kheldar

One of the less attractive aspects of human nature is our tendency to hate the people we haven't treated very well; it's much easier than accepting guilt. If we can convince ourselves that the people we betrayed or enslaved were subhuman monsters in the first place, then our guilt isn't nearly so black as we secretly know that it is. Humans are very, very good at shifting blame and avoiding guilt.

Consistency is the defense of a small mind