This is terrible, when a writer is bored by his own work, but it was a real bomb and had reached the point where I couldn't even stand to look at it any more.
David EddingsIf you're going to maintain any kind of self-respect, you're going to have to keep secrets from yourself.
David EddingsMy Lord, I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offense against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fir which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornement for a human face. Is it possible that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat? -Mandorallen
David EddingsSomeday Iโd like to see something rise up out of the earth โjust for the sake of variety.
David Eddings