The dullest man in the world is charming beyond belief when he's pouring gold coins from one hand to the other.

Reed College required a thesis for a Bachelor's degree. Normally a Bachelor's is sort of like being stamped 'Prime US Beef.' They just walk you through, hand out the diplomas and you fill in your name later on.

...I know that in your heart you miss all those wonderful moments you spent with my father --watching him gnaw on the furniture, listening to his insane gibbering, and enjoying all those playful blows to the stomach and kicks to the head with which he demonstrated his affection for his wives. --King Urgit

If you're going to maintain any kind of self-respect, you're going to have to keep secrets from yourself.

All social workers want is to get everyone involved in a programme. Because a programme provides full employment for three generations of social workers. And they mess up.

Women are almost always angry with men for one reason or another. It's one of things you'll have to get used to, as you get older.

...only in the surrender of the light could the darkness prevail.