My worst character flaw that I'm conscious of is that I tend to think my way into circles instead of resolving anything. It's paralyzing and boring for people around me.

I love the way you love, but I hate the way I'm supposed to love you back.

I had kind of a midlife crisis at twenty which probably doesn’t augur well for my longevity

I like the fans’ sound at night. Do you? It’s like somebody big far away goes like: it’sOKit’sOKit’sOKit’sOK, over and over. From very far away.

This diagnosis can be done in about two lines. It doesn't engage anybody.

...loneliness is not a function of solitude.

Dieting makes me want to murder everyone around me.