You can be in London at 10 o'clock and in New York at 10 o'clock. I have never found another way of being in two places at once.

The creed of the Inland Revenue is simple: "If we can bring one little smile to one little face today, then somebody's slipped up somewhere."

This is what has to be remembered about the law: Beneath that cold, harsh, impersonal exterior there beats a cold, harsh, impersonal heart.

Having one child makes you a parent; having two you are a referee.

Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.

You can be in London at 10 o'clock and in New York at 10 o'clock. I have never found another way of being in two places at once.

Love is staying up all night with a sick child - or a healthy adult.