In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.

Throughout the Old Testament, God warns his chosen people about the perils of assimilation, shiksappeal and false gods.

Washington has a mysterious power to turn perfectly reasonable, wholesome, well-meaning human beings into equivocating crooked gasbags.

Political correctness is one of the engines of nannyism. Allowing and even encouraging offensive ideas is vital for the intellectually health of a free society.

Are you sick and tired of these moralizing moralizers imposing their morality on the rest of us? I know I am.

A true fascist is anyone who wants to take away my air conditioning or force me to ride a bike.

In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.