I let people down easy with inspiration.

Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.

I went in and said, "If I see one more gratuitous shot of a woman's body, I'm quitting . . . " I think the show should be emotional story lines, morals, real- life heroes. And that's what we're doing

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.

Image is what people perceive my life to be. It's nothing like the truth.

I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.

In a cornball way, I think being a celebrity is about making a difference, too.