Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.
I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!
In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
I once didn't work out for six weeks. It took me for ever to get the weight off.
Over in the UK and in Wales, it's nice to turn on the TV and see Baywatch.
I find it a bit sad that there is no photo of me hanging on the walls in the Berlin Museum at Checkpoint Charlie.