Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.
Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.
There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.
The talent that I was blessed with was really for the theater.
In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.