My wife is the dancer, but I certainly know how to sing.

When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

I embrace everything.

The first time I went to Wales I thought I'd landed in a land of hobbits. Everybody was really small and the houses were small and the writing was backwards.

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

I have a Guinness Book of World Records entry as the most-watched person on television; now I have a new entry as the only man who has a crab named after him.