When you realize that life isn't fair, you don't act out, you don't get overly wasted, you don't get self-indulgent. You just move forward.

Failure usually works for me in the end.

The problem with me is that nothing embarrasses me.

In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

I think people know that I've got a good heart.

I feel like Elvis. Only alive.

Over in the UK and in Wales, it's nice to turn on the TV and see Baywatch.