Celebrity means that I can affect people in a positive way.
In case you haven't caught the commercials, I'm in the new SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.
Ninety-nine percent of people now call me The Hoff - and it's out of respect.
I grew up in Chicago, and there was always snow. In Los Angeles there never was, so we would always import snow!
Before long, I'll have my own channel - I'll be like Barney.
I'm six foot four, an all-American guy, and handsome and talented as well!